You may remember Producer Alex from such blog posts as Call for Boycott: Fox Everything. And as I said to Delores Montenegro in Calling All Quakers, have it your way, baby.
GBEH: Where you from & where do you stay at?
PA: From Beaver Falls, PA. And I stay…why stay at?
GBEH: Just answer the question
PA: I stay at my apartment in East Williamburg., Brooklyn, New York, USA.
GBEH: Who is your Daddy, and what does he do?
PA: Ed. Lawyer.
GBEH: What sound or noise do you love?
PA: Meh? When Lloyd stands by the door after I come home from work everyday & meows at me.
GBEH: If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?
PA: Natalie Portman as a boy.
GBEH: Do you think you’ve “sold out”?
GBEH: Care to expand on that?
PA: Uhhh. Ive had my name on some things I’ve been embarrassed of.
GBEH: What have you been recently listening to on your ipod?
PA: All Skeletal Lamping all the time [Of Montreal’s latest album].
GBEH: If I was over at your house, would it be cool if I crash there?
PA: You do.
GBEH: Point taken.
GBEH: What is your problem?
PA: Uh, severe anxiety.
GBEH: Define the word “burrito.”
PA: Something that’s too big for me to eat, so I never order them.
GBEH: Invent a Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor that incorporates the name of a band or song. Go.
PA: I see you stole something from my friends. You have to tell me a band
GBEH: No, you make it up.
PA: I don’t like that question.
GBEH: Do it!
PA: Can we come back to that?
GBEH: What’d you do today?
PA: Read in the park at lunchtime. Sorted comic books. Donated $50 to Obama.
GBEH: Ehy don’t you donate $50 to me?
PA: Because you don’t need it as much.
GBEH: I believe I do.
GBEH: What’s the meaning of life?
PA: I was told by someone that the meaning of life is skippedy dee, but I’ve never been able to achieve that.
GBEH: Ok, so ice cream flavor
PA: Cashews Falling Into Place.