Interview With Danielliepants

Posted by: Coco Buchanan

Danielliepants is a citizen of America’s Finest City aka San Diego.  I’ve known her since I was yea high.  And by yea high, I mean middle school.  So, basically, slightly shorter than I am now.  She’s what they call a “real firecracker.”  If you’ve ever gone out with her, sat in a car with her, or essentially had any interaction with her whatsoever, you need no further explanation.  She’s the type of girl who’ll choreograph dances with you at the drop of a hat, buy the Dark Knight on DVD at the stroke of midnight, bust out ridiculous South Park monologues with barely any prompting, and remember the most random and obscure things about childhood cartoons.   Once, for an entire summer, we watched only 2 movies: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, and Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me.  Another time, the first time I got drunk, in fact, I threw up vodka and Mountain Dew in the back of her Dad’s Geo Tracker.  She covered for me by saying I ate too much.  And he bought it for some inexplicable reason, despite the fact that it totally reeked of booze.  I think you get the picture here.

CB: Where you from & where do you stay at?

DP: San Diego, and either my parents house or Ed’s.

CB: Who is your Daddy, and what does he do?

DP: Kindergarten Cop is the shit!  My Dad’s a gynecologist and looks at girls’ vaginas all day long.  Ok, he’s actually a licensed contractor, plumber and used to build houses, and is now retired.

CB: What sound or noise do you love?

DP: [Editor’s note: Danielle skipped this question by accident, so I’m going to answer for her].  The sound of one butt pooping -OR-the Scuttle from The Little Mermaid. {Editor’s note: Danielle PROMISED me that she would do her uncanny impression of Scuttle on her wedding day].

CB: If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?

DP: Natalie Portman [Editor’s note: No offense, Danielle, but I think she already played you in Garden State :)].nat-portman-garden-state

CB: Do you think you’ve “sold out”?

DP: Hell no!

CB: Would you welcome the opportunity to “sell out”?

DP: Depends on what we’re talkin’ ’bout here…

CB: What are the first 5 songs on your “recently played” playlist?

DP: “banquet” by Bloc Party

 “I Ain’t Mad At Ya” by Lady Dottie and the Diamonds

 “Love Lockdown” by Kanye West

 “Circus” by Britney Spears

“Dude Looks Like a Lady” by Aerosmith.

CB: Oysters or Peanuts at happy hour?

DP: Booze! I’m not into bar snacks or eating in general if I’m drinking

CB: If I was over at your house, would it be cool if I crash there?

DP: Duh!

CB: What is your problem?

DP: No problems here except for needing a job…

CB: Define the word “burrito.”

DP: Burrito= the most awesome food item ever invented!

CB: Preference: “tex mex” or “cali mex?”

DP: Ehhh…Don’t really have a preference.  [Editor’s note: That’s because it’s good either way in CA!]       

CB: You have to move to another city that you’ve never even visited and live there for at least one year.  Where do you go?

DP: Provo, Utah! J/K, probably Chicago

CB: Invent a Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor that incorporates the name of a band.  Go.

DP: Ok…hmmm….Foo Foo Berry– vanilla ice cream with Raspberries and Chocolate chips…do they already have something similar? I don’t care.

scuttle2CB: What’d you do today?

DP: Ran errands and watched The Little Mermaid

CB: If your country of origin suddenly adopted an Israeli/Italian policy towards defense, and you had to join the armed forces in some capacity, what would you choose to do?

DP: Move

CB: Brandon, Dylan or Steve?

DP: Dylan.  That eyebrow scar is just so sexy 🙂



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2 responses to “Interview With Danielliepants

  1. Lacroix

    Loves it Danielliepants!
    Now get your ass to NYC!

  2. Danielliepants in the Flesh

    I love you Anna Cunanna!!!

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