Whateverishly would like to apologize for the absence of Aunt Helen’s column this week. Aunt Helen has been feeling a bit “under the weather” shall we say, and hasn’t been able to stop babbling incoherently long enough to glance into her overflowing mailbox.
She will be back next week, though, rest assured. In the meantime, if there are any burning issues that require the counsel of a woman far too old to be wearing leopard print, please submit them to firstname.lastname@example.org.
When you’re raising your glasses, please, pour some out on the curb for sick Aunt Helen.