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Actor Out of Work

Posted by: Stella Glass

The week before last was one for the record books. I think I consumed my weight in alcohol and probably got about 19 hours of sleep combined, from Monday through Sunday.  My Saturday hangover hung around until almost Tuesday and Monday evening I mandated that no alcohol be consumed for the rest of the week.  My boyfriend tried to balk at this but when asked to recall his feelings after waking up on Sunday morning he quietly agreed.

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I Got Nothin

Posted by: Stella Glass

But this is kinda how I feel.

Fatlip, I salute you.

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French Connection

Posted by: Stella Glass

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So it should be obvious to all of you that I didn’t really have my head in the game, so to speak, last week at all. Things were busy at work for the first time in a while, and I’ve had a lot going on personal-life wise. The result is that  I have posted video after video and cop out post after cop out post for the last several days.   And this one is no exception!!!

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Crazy Aunt Helen: In the Slammer!

3218913147_5992a8b38cDear Aunt Helen,

Everytime I turn my car it makes this sputtering rak-rak-rak-ing sound. What the fuck?

Stumped in Stumptown

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Anytime or Place

Posted By: Stella Glass

Yes.  I am having an exceptional amount of trouble wringing  words from Aunt Helen’s poorly made-up-lips this week. She’s been in the hospital, and every afternoon I try to rouse her, placing a cool cup of water at her parched lips.  She stares at me, eyes glassy,be-ringed fingers grasping at the thin air.  She then elicits a gurgling cry and flops down on her pillow with heavy breath,  feather adorned headband askew.  Continue reading

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Happy Up Here

Posted by: Stella Glass

Best use of a Nice n Smooth Beat. Ever.

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Dedicated Follower of Fashion

Posted By: Stella Glassfashion-trap-chick

I realized recently, that while I like clothing and style,  I kind of hate fashion.

Looking at fashion photography where a designer’s goals have been realized is fun and inspiring, and putting on a  beautifully constructed garment that feels like it was made for you-or even a tshirt that you’ve worn to perfection– is the height of making art of ourselves.

But fashion, as a dictum, I think is kind of bullshit. On any given weeknight the bars and restaurants of the Meatpacking District, the West Village and even the Lower East Side are teeming with girls in tall boots, skinny jeans, French stripe sweaters and shrunken jackets. Unless it’s the weekend in which case they have on little skirts, leggings and the pony-play looking booties that are as ubiquitous now as Uggs were in 2003.

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